Rendezvous
29 March 06 : 05.06 PM
Oh my fucking god, how does that fucking kleptomaniac do it? Besides being painfully beautiful, what else is there to her? If you're delinquent Jolie circa days of blood vials, then stealing hearts is okay. But am I missing out something here? She really, really likes shoplifting semi-expensive clothes, and whenever was that ever attractive?
Here's a list of guys that the klepto Winona Ryder has dated/I want to date:
- Chris Noth
- Conor Oberst
- Beck Hansen
- Daniel Day-Lewis
- Johnny Depp (They were engaged!)
Here's a list of the guys that I don't really wanna date, but still feel piqued that the klepto has dated:
- Pete Yorn
- Matt Damon (They were engaged!)
- Ryan Adams
- Val Kilmer
- Jimmy Fallon
- David Duchovny
- David Pirner (They were engaged!)
- Christian Slater
- Evan Dando
- Adam Duritz
- Dave Grohl
- Page Hamilton
- Jason Kay
- Rhett Miller (He wrote the song "Rollerskate Skinny" about her)
I'm not, not, not jealous.